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Alice. 19. Down the rabbit hole.




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therealsourpatchninja:

kevinskidney:

louisbum:

nakedwithhoran:

does england exist to make every other country look stupid

all but one

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yea, america can do it by itself 

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(via doilooklikeamug)

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

(Source: krumpany, via razorblade-salvations)

  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

helainetieu:

You don’t deserve to get married if you cheat on your soon-to-be-wife at your bachelor party because it’s your “last night as a single man,” motherfucker please. You haven’t been single since the day you asked for her heart and for you to throw it out for a “final night of freedom” as an excuse just makes you an undeserving disgraceful bastard. I hope she leaves you and you end up spending the rest of your life alone.

(via razorblade-salvations)

somethingpointy:

somethingpointy:

somethingpointy:

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GUYS THERE IS A HEART IN MY FRIDGE, I WENT TO GO LOOK FOR SOMETHING TO SNACK ON AND I FIND A FUCKING HEART SARAN WRAPPED AND SITTING ON THE SHELF! WHY IS THERE A FUCKING HEART IN MY FRIDGE??????

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THIS ISN’T A FUCKING JOKE MAN

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THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE

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LOOK AT THE FUCKING SIZE OF THIS THING IT BLED ALL  OVER ME

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEATTLE????

SO I LOOKED IN OUR FREEZER AND…

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(via razorblade-salvations)