does england exist to make every other country look stupid
all but one
yea, america can do it by itself
no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers
like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose
finally someone said it
You don’t deserve to get married if you cheat on your soon-to-be-wife at your bachelor party because it’s your “last night as a single man,” motherfucker please. You haven’t been single since the day you asked for her heart and for you to throw it out for a “final night of freedom” as an excuse just makes you an undeserving disgraceful bastard. I hope she leaves you and you end up spending the rest of your life alone.
GUYS THERE IS A HEART IN MY FRIDGE, I WENT TO GO LOOK FOR SOMETHING TO SNACK ON AND I FIND A FUCKING HEART SARAN WRAPPED AND SITTING ON THE SHELF! WHY IS THERE A FUCKING HEART IN MY FRIDGE??????
THIS ISN’T A FUCKING JOKE MAN
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE
LOOK AT THE FUCKING SIZE OF THIS THING IT BLED ALL OVER ME
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEATTLE????
SO I LOOKED IN OUR FREEZER AND…